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FUNNY FOOTBALL CARTOONS AND JOKES

Here are a few funny cartoons and jokes that I found.

Top NFL complaints

Top NFL Complaints

  1. After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas Cowboy players start shooting back with live ammunition.

  2. Calling "heads or tails" but never getting any. . . "head" or "tail".

  3. Players get "the wave". . . refs get "the finger".

  4. Anyone who makes a call against the Detroit Lions risks pissing off their last remaining fan.

  5. With Reggie White retired, the penalty for "Illegal use of a racial slur" is meaningless.

  6. Just when we thought it was safe to be an NFL Ref, we have to go back to frickin' CLEVELAND!!!

  7. Thanks to instant replay, picking nose during a game is twice as risky.

  8. Everyone else gets to wear their Autumn colors, but for me it's black and white week after week after week!

  9. Don King only bribes boxing judges.

  10. Official rule books not made in Braille.

  11. I'm the one that everybody wants to kill, so where's MY helmet and pads?!

The NFL team names

NFL Team Lame Names

When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that team's performance. Here is a collection of some of these lame names for the NFL.

AFC West:

Denver Broncos - Denver Donkeys

Kansas City Chiefs - Kansas City Griefs

Los Angeles Raiders - Los Angeles Faders

San Diego Chargers - San Diego Rechargers

Seattle Seahawks - Seattle Weehawks

AFC Central:

Cincinnati Bengals - Cincinnati Plaingels

Cleveland Browns - Cleveland Clowns

Houston Oilers - Houston Spoilers

Pittsburgh Steelers - Pittsburgh Reelers

AFC East:

Buffalo Bills - Buffalo Nils

Buffalo Spills

Indianapolis Colts - Indianapolis Dolts

Miami Dolphins - Miami Stallfins

Miami Soft Ones

New England Patriots - New England Patsys

New York Jets - New York Pets

New York Not Yets

NFC West:

Atlanta Falcons - Atlanta Fellcons

New Orleans Saints - New Orleans Aint's

Los Angeles Rams - Los Angeles Lambs

San Francisco 49ers - San Francisco Whiners

NFC Central:

Chicago Bears - Chicago Fairs

Detroit Lions - Detroit Cryin's

Detroit Kittens

Green Bay Packers - Green Bay Fudgepackers

Green Bay Slackers

Green Bay Whackers

Minnesota Vikings - Minnesota Tykes

Minnesota ViQueens

Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Tampa Bay Yuccaneers

NFC East:

Arizona Cardinals - Arizona Tardynals

Dallas Cowboys - Dallas Cowgirls

Dallas Cowpie

New York Giants - New York Midgets

Philadelphia Eagles - Philadelphia Beagles

Washington Redskins - Washington Deadskins

Expansion Teams:

Carolina Panthers - Carolina Can't-thers

Jacksonville Jaguars - Jacksonville Saguars